it has been long time i didn't post anything for months, i wanted to write a post in sunday but since it was my country national day of killing innocents people ( read our history it will make you feel sad). i told myself " oh NO not in a million year " i will never do it in that day i prefer to die than putting it in the same date.
ok now to the main reason for my topic:D
FOLLOW:
ok now this is bother me O_o" why do lot of people follow any account in twitter /facebook/instegram/tumblr...etc when it's about cats or dogs ? i saw 81101 followers for cat account !! i mean c'mon it's a CAT !! what the diffrence between me and a Cat ! i can speak and write .. oh wait they also can do this that's why they have accounts full of their precious photos of walking and sleeping ,pooping and taking pic of thier poop or looking at the camera with their colorful eyes and cute kitty eating softly ..( oh no i'm a cats lover now , what they did to me.. maybe i will just follow the cat !! maybe he/she will teach me how to get professional photo for the camera ? or how to do NOTHING !! ).
i want that much of followers too . look how much they love them and the number keep going higher ( #s**#@##**) >:(
let me think we have birds ( i don't know what their species ) but it wont work too , if i opened the cage they will fly and mock at me ! so this Pass.
my sister have golden fish with other black fish but they don't do anything like the cats or dogs even the black fishy is an orphan her mommy died in front of her XD sorry but this funny the lil black fishy kept swimming like nothing happened ( ungrateful fishy hehe).
so that means the chicken/hen is the good choice , our neighbor have one , screaming like crazy everyday, i will name her james !!! i don't care if she's female i love this name. and the account will be james the checken !! ,oh yeah if she had egg i will take a photo of it and i will name her james. Jr also if it's 2 eggs i will name james jr jr ,if it's 3 james jr jr jr so these 3 sister will have the same name & eveyone happy :') ,every day i will put a photo even if it the same white egg i will put it in different places once in my bed ( click < taking picture ) or in my closet (click) or in my Tefal pan (click) !!. chicken is a good choice if it female she will lay eggs, and if the chicks hatch they will be adorable , walking behind their mommy in aline eating dirt.
also i will make birthday party for the chicks and mother's day for the mommy , i will put a book in front of the chicken and her babies to make them look smarts and how much they want to learn ,i will say they ARE amazing ( while in my head i know they will poop on the book) btw sorry for saying poop so many times but they ARE pooping. i'm gonna serach for someone who have chicks in my neighborhood so i can post a photo of them " play date" how adorable this will be :')
also i will make customs for them (the chicks i'll make ballerina costume<< oh God i just imagined them so cute T_T , and for the mommy chicken i will make her a caw custome like the stupid cat i saw with the bunny custome , everyone said oh cutee bla bla why you don't marry him >:O
i know i will run after her like stupid with my smart phone ( what if my samsung galaxy SIII phone slipped from my hand ? i 'm gonna kill that stupid chicken with her babies, no one mess with my phone >:O .i know i'm going to step on their poops and i'm for SURE going to swear and will throw my shose on her! also what if one of the chicks have been eaten by the cats , i can't lie i will say james jr died because it's the circle of life !.
so at the end i need to stop all this nonsense and be me , i don't need all that followers, i need being healthy that is the most precious thing in our lives
and everyone happy ( but i still hating those 2 cats, i wish they have cold >:) mowa ha ha ha just kidding .
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